Everything happens for a reason …
Sometimes the reason is because you’re stupid and make bad choices.
"My name is Aaron. Elaine and I were ‘close’ at one time.
I can vouch for the birthmark … I’m just saying”
@OfficialJLD @RollingStone #crackexcuse
Seen on TV tonight - worst slogan for a good cause:
"The brains behind saving yours."